Calm Yourself T-Shirt: For When Your Nervous System Needs a Pep Talk (or a Timeout)

Let’s face it—some days your brain needs a little attitude adjustment. Enter our Btch, Calm Yourself!* tee: the perfect mix of vintage vibes, modern sass, and just enough sarcasm to survive the chaos.

Printed in bold red on a soft heather gray tee, this retro-inspired design features a fierce, no-nonsense gal giving her nervous system a stern talking-to. (Relatable, right?) Whether you’re running on caffeine and grace or just trying not to flip your lid before noon, this shirt is your new emotional support uniform.

Product Features:
🧠 Super soft cotton/poly blend—comfy enough for meltdown prevention
💋 Bold red graphic with vintage style and modern snark
📢 Hilarious phrase: “Btch, Calm Yourself—It’s a Nervous System”*
🎁 Makes a cheeky gift for overthinkers, therapists, moms, and hot messes everywhere
👚 Pairs effortlessly with leggings, jeans, and your “I need a minute” face

Because sometimes the only way to keep it together... is to wear it loud and proud.