“Get More Tattoos” Cannibal Protection T-Shirt – Dark Humor Edition 🖤

Keep it creepy, clever, and just the right amount of controversial. This bold back-print tee says what everyone’s thinking—but with a twisted twist. Featuring the hilarious phrase:
“Dahmer said tattoos taste terrible. Stay safe from cannibals. Get more tattoos.”
This shirt serves up equal parts sass, sarcasm, and serial killer pop culture.

Why It Slaps (But Hopefully Not Like Dahmer):
🧠 Edgy humor for true crime fanatics & ink lovers alike
💬 Oversized retro font design that stops people in their tracks
🖤 Super soft unisex fit—comfy enough to binge documentaries in
🎁 Perfect gift for tattoo addicts, horror fans, or the friend with that sense of humor

Whether you're tattooed or just tattoo-curious, this tee is your hilarious reminder that body art might just be your best defense mechanism. Who knew ink could be life-saving?